The purple fish was drinking tea,

The serpent drinking beer,

Beside them sat the tortoise queen;

A finger in her ear

Although the finger was not hers

She let it do its thing

And when the panda bear appeared

It pointed and said ‘sing!’

The panda dropped his shopping bags

And smoothly shook his hips

He sang a song about the sea

And one about some chips

By now the purple fish was tired

(The serpent licked his eyes)

And so the queen retired to bed

To bake some toenail pies.